A Case for Conformity

On my way to class today, I almost plowed into a blind girl walking against foot-traffic on the (her) left side of the sidewalk. One of the first lessons I will teach my children is to walk on the right side, thus the use of the word, "right". Nothing against the girl, I have seen her maneuver around campus and I believe she is an inspiration (I can't say the same about the bumper-sticker hoveround woman, who's main goal in life is to make everyone around her as miserable as she is, and her silly dog). But if we have collided, needless to say, I would've won.

So please, everyone stay in a straight line and stick to the "right" side of the sidewalk.