I am at an end...

I am 60% finished with this semester and I hate it. Not only does it remind me of how I pissed away the first two years of college and my scholarship, but I may be the only student in Morehead who actually loves going to class. I have been too busy to clean my house, I am out of toilet paper, and I think someone broke into my house and took a dump in my refrigerator. I finally have a cold (during the busiest time of the semester), and my entire body hurts. I have run out of beer, my ownly remedy for this goddamn cold, and am out of money. But if I did have money, I would go buy more beer and worry about the toilet paper situation later.